Moving Day Has Arrived....And The Fart Story

And thus we begin the arduous task of moving!! ugh....so we are SUPPOSED to be getting the keys by tomorrow afternoon and then we'll paint and try to move some essentials like the beds and what not....and then Tuesday is the BIG day of moving. So much work to do in such a small amount of time but SO worth it. We're definitely excited! Okay so here is the funniest fart story ever! I know...I'm crass but it would be wrong to keep this super funny story to myself!heeheehee Background: this is about our good friends Daniel and mary Krum. Daniel is a very blunt person....innocently blunt though....not mean blunt. Okay so Daniel and Mary were dating and Daniel was down in her room tucking her in for the night before he left and he smelled this god-awful smell....he swears it smelled just exactly like "dog shit." and he's all "I was looking everywhere for this smell expecting to find a big turd or something...." so he's looking everywhere for this including outside her room. Well he comes back in to her room and he can still smell it waaaay strong so he gets his nose way down and is putting some serious tracking effort into this and he traced it back to MARY!!!hahaha and as soon as he realized it was her he's all "Wow!!! that was really powerful Mary!" and she was sooooo MORTIFIED!!!! Her face got bright red and she started crying b/c she was so embarrassed! And so he says he put his arms around her and kissed her head and told her "It's okaaaay. EVERYONE farts!" haaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa Tat is hilarious!!! I just imagine Mary hunkered down beneath her covers the whole time hoping and praying that the smell either dies really quick or he gives up the quest for the pile of dog crap! and THEN when she realized he had discovered her smelly little secret........even now i am in hysterics trying to type this.....she is DEVESTATED!!! and SOOOO HUMILIATED!!!hahaha that is so funny dude....she was probably so nervous he would discover it was her smell that she was sweating!!! hahaha ooooh man....to have been a fly on the wall at that moment!heehee.....okay that's it. peace out all. love ya!