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Moving Day Has Arrived....And The Fart Story

And thus we begin the arduous task of moving!! ugh....so we are SUPPOSED to be getting the keys by tomorrow afternoon and then we'll paint and try to move some essentials like the beds and what not....and then Tuesday is the BIG day of moving. So much work to do in such a small amount of time but SO worth it. We're definitely excited! Okay so here is the funniest fart story ever! I know...I'm crass but it would be wrong to keep this super funny story to myself!heeheehee Background: this is about our good friends Daniel and mary Krum. Daniel is a very blunt person....innocently blunt though....not mean blunt. Okay so Daniel and Mary were dating and Daniel was down in her room tucking her in for the night before he left and he smelled this god-awful smell....he swears it smelled just exactly like "dog shit." and he's all "I was looking everywhere for this smell expecting to find a big turd or something...." so he's looking everywhere for this including outside her room. Well he comes back in to her room and he can still smell it waaaay strong so he gets his nose way down and is putting some serious tracking effort into this and he traced it back to MARY!!!hahaha and as soon as he realized it was her he's all "Wow!!! that was really powerful Mary!" and she was sooooo MORTIFIED!!!! Her face got bright red and she started crying b/c she was so embarrassed! And so he says he put his arms around her and kissed her head and told her "It's okaaaay. EVERYONE farts!" haaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa Tat is hilarious!!! I just imagine Mary hunkered down beneath her covers the whole time hoping and praying that the smell either dies really quick or he gives up the quest for the pile of dog crap! and THEN when she realized he had discovered her smelly little secret........even now i am in hysterics trying to type this.....she is DEVESTATED!!! and SOOOO HUMILIATED!!!hahaha that is so funny dude....she was probably so nervous he would discover it was her smell that she was sweating!!! hahaha ooooh man....to have been a fly on the wall at that moment!heehee.....okay that's it. peace out all. love ya!

Sooo-keeping with Olsen Family tradition, we had nice big spaghetti sunday dinner and Nikolas the Bug LOVED IT! If you look closely in one of the pictures you can see "Chomper,"...haha sooo cute! I think he is looking so much more like Jonathan every day! So Jon has been growling with Nik when they play and Nikolas has caught on...now he crawls around grabbing things and growling at them! It's so cute! Also, about the spaghetti dinner, we made the meatballs with half pork and half beef......didn't like it so much. I just like beef meatballs. I know all the greats say you should use a combo....but i don't like it so much. Also!!! We are sooo- excited because we move into our new home on Friday!!! Party in the house! I am so excited for my big huge wonderful soft bed and my own master suite!! ahhh....it's going to be so nice to shower and brush my teeth at night without worrying if i am going to be waking the bug!hahaha Also, regarding the pictures with me in them.....I do realize i need to do something about thse eyebrows....wow....i didn't realize how terrible they were!!! Okay...so until next time...peace out! Love you all!!!

Our New Crib

So I'm super excited everyone!!!!! Check out the pics of our new crib. We are really excited for our very first home. Our offer was accepted today. Okay, it's a three bed, two bath condo in Bluffdale. It's the perfect spot, tucked away in a little valley of sorts ina small little community of it's own. the pcitures don't really do it justice...BUT hopefully we will be able to walk through it again here soon and i will take some better pics. I am super excited to do a little painting and upgrading!!! WOOHOO! Okay anyways...my buggy is super sick today so i have to go....BYE!

A Shout Out....

hahaha....yes do you hear that music?? That is a music shout out to the ol' days. I love love love love LOVE that song...so enjoy. At any rate...as most of you have either guessed or read, that blog below was posted by Jonathan. What a dork. At any rate....so we put an offer in on the condo that we saw two nights ago and the sellers have until 5pm tomorrow to respond....i am so nervous!!! I have pigged out all day on mini cadbury eggs and chocolate covered cherry jelly sticks b/c i am so nervous! Obviously they are going to counter offer....but i hope it's good. anyways what else....Oh yes! haha my credit score is higher than jonathan's! heehee....Now i'm not only older and wiser....but my credit is better too!haha Oh ya...interesting, we watched the Texas democratic debate and i was SHOCKED at the way Hillary behaved regarding the whole health issue thing she wouldn't let go and the way she ignored the moderator....ya...nice conduct. THAT's the kind of president iw ant sitting across the table from Musharaf, Chavez, and Raul Castro. Oh yes, let's not forget Putin and China and North Korea.....whatever. Also...did anyone else notice the glaringly obvious makeup line on her fat old neck!?!?! Blech...i just hate her. OH! ALSO! IMPORTANT NEWS HERE!!! I am officially 3 lbs. below my pre-pregnancy weight!!!! WOOT WOOOOOOT! Party in the house....Oh and Nick is doing this weird thing lately where he bounces his head back and forth??? It is so weird...? Is that normal?? haha..he's such a goofball! AND! He is finally moving forward consistently...not quite an official "crawl" but he gets up on all fours and just throws hismelf forwards. Sometimes he gets up on all fours and then gets into the bear crawl position...hmmmm...i hoep he doesn't do the bear crawl as a means of transportation like Hazel did....that was freaky friday to watch!hahahaaokay i can't think of anything else right now.